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Oh, Marolee, you've just handed us the local obituary, and I'm here to sign it with a big, sarcastic flourish.

Bravo to our fearless leaders in Olympia, Port Angeles, and Clallam County! What a masterclass in fiscal brilliance. You've turned a once-quiet corner of the Olympic Peninsula into a cautionary tale that would make even a drunken sailor say, "Whoa, maybe slow down on the rum."

Let's recap this glorious triumph, shall we? Back when Governor Gregoire waved goodbye in 2013 with a cute little $33 billion operating budget, that seemed almost... reasonable? Fast-forward to today and we've rocketed to $80 billion. Adjusted for inflation? Still a 70% real increase. That's not a "spending problem," that's a government that's discovered the cheat code for infinite money and decided to spend it all on... whatever it is they're spending it on. Probably more studies on why we need more studies.

And then they look us in the eye and say the new 9.9% "Millionaires' Tax" (Senate Bill 6346) is only for "the rich." Sure. In Clallam County, where our biggest economic drivers are a handful of high-earners, remote workers cursing our internet speeds, and retirees who moved here because it used to be affordable. Tax them into fleeing and watch the remaining 78,000 souls try to pay for everything with tourism tips and hospital jobs. Genius.

The B&O tax hike? The gas taxes that hit harder because everything has to be trucked over the mountains? The property tax explosion thanks to that brilliant 2014 annual revaluation scheme (mass appraisal: because who needs actual condition or location when you can just copy the highest sale in a 50-mile radius)? It's all working perfectly.

Our wages have barely budged while home values doubled and taxes skyrocketed. The 18-64 crowd is shrinking, kids are vanishing, and 33% of the county is 65+. But don't worry — our economic plan is rock solid: more government jobs, more healthcare bureaucracy, more tourism, and hope the retirees keep spending until they... don't.

Port Angeles City Hall deserves special recognition. Budget up 55% since 2014 while population grew a whopping 5.68%. That's not mismanagement, that's performance art. They're out here spending like they struck oil, except the only thing they've struck is the remaining taxpayers right in the wallet. Business licensing based on gross revenue? Check. Utility taxes up? Check. Dump fees up? Check. Actual economic development? crickets

Every time they take another chunk of land off the tax rolls (tribal, open space, churches, whatever), they just shrug and hike the rates on whoever's left. Classic doom loop behavior. Raise taxes → productive people and businesses leave → tax base shrinks → raise taxes more → repeat until the last poor soul is paying 100% of their income to fund the next consultant study on "equity in budgeting."

It's beautiful, really. A perfectly engineered economic death spiral, brought to you by people who probably campaign on "affordability" while rejecting every single amendment that might have actually helped taxpayers.

The best part? They act shocked when locals start looking at Montana license plates with bedroom eyes.

Clallam County and Port Angeles: where the government has successfully achieved what no invading army could — making people seriously consider whether it's easier to just move.

Keep writing, Marolee. Someone has to document this slow-motion train wreck. The rest of us are just over here enjoying the complimentary complimentary clown show.

Population of productive taxpayers remaining: declining.

Government confidence: somehow still high.

Doom Loop status: full send.

Steven C. Pelayo, CFA's avatar

This is the crux of our struggles. Yet City Council is not experienced enough to realize it. And Staff know we are screwed but are too unwilling and ineffective (they just want to milk it as long as they can).

I never thought I would see the Laffer Curve in action, but WA, Clallam County and COPA are in a tailspin and those that can afford it are the most mobile. We will “vote with our feet”.

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